can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize