Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
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Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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