508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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