i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
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He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
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