More tranny stories later!
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
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I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
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Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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