stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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