Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
this will be a night to untag.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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