i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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