i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
sarcasm needs its own font
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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