I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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