no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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