Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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