we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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