He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
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