im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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