we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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