what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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