u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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