Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
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Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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