He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
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He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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