I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
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Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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