I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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