Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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