WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
These tits shall not be calmed
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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