FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
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Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
send nudes
from the living room?
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