it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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