i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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