FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Randomize
