did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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