You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
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He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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