Yo dont text me then not text me
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
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She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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