It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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