zippers are such a cool invention
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
So squirting runs in the family.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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