i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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