was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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