If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Randomize
