This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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