I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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