Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
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If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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