that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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