we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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