i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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