My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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