I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize