I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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