Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
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You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
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Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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