I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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