there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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