susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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