my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
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He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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