If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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