Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Randomize
