There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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