my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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