On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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