Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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