A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
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Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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