...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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