okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
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I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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